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Recieved: 2003/02/02 06:40
Subject: [k-list] k on Vert
From: Lobster
On 2003/02/02 06:40, Lobster posted thus to the K-list:
>To study conversion just for itself is an interesting thing
>to do. When the events associated with the approach of
>conversion are understood, it might be difficult to
>distinguish the care-actor-istics of religious or political
>conversion... and those associated with kundalini.
>
>felix
:-)
Hi Felix,
Is it time?
http://tooting.webspace.fish.co.uk/poem/
It is a long time since I looked
at the book of changes
and will do so again at your mention
Change here seems the order of the day
It seems a question of movement, direction and balance
If we take the average Joe
politics are not that important or relevant
Politicians are just the talkers
Is there a correspondence
between promise and delivery for our Joe . . .
. . . still Joe goes along and votes and plays
the game
One day our example will be directed
from the best in all of us . . .
So for Joe any movement does produce change
and settled agitation (something to believe that
life is occuring)
SO spiritual olympics
http://pages.britishlibrary.net/lobster/so/events.htm
In balance there is less movement
more balance and genuine direction
Another way
http://members.tripod.com/~chippit/anotherway.html
Lobster
Healing Buddha (dedication for Columbia Astronauts)
http://tooting.webspace.fish.co.uk/medicine/
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This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. The following statements about the bible were written by children. They have not been retouched or corrected i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in).
1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.
3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
4. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
5. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
6. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.
7. Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.
8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
9. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple
10.The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
11.Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
12.The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
13.David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
14.Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
15.When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
16.When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.
17.Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
18.St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
19.Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat alone.
20.It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance
21.The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels
22.The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
23.One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
24.St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
25.Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony
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