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Recieved: 2002/02/01 14:38
Subject: [K-list] How to Install Love
From: Jennifer
On 2002/02/01 14:38, Jennifer posted thus to the K-list:
Received this from a friend and thought I'd pass it along .. Jennifer
HOW TO INSTALL LOVE
Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install
love.
Can you guide me through the process?
CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to
install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your
HEART
ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running
right
now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE,
GRUDGE.EXE, and
RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but
it
will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite
LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH- ESTEEM.EXE.
However,
you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those
programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn
those off
ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do
this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM
have
been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself
automatically. Is
that normal?
CS Rep: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall
for
the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
need to
begin connecting to other Heart's in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
COMPONENTS."
What does that mean?
CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the
LOVE
program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run
on
your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in
nontechnical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before
it
can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent. You're getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy
them to
the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any
conflicting
files and begin patching any programming. Also, you need to delete
VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your
recycle
bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes
back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files.
SMILE.MPG
is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and
CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this
normal?
C Rep: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually
everything
gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and
running. You
should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules
to
everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and
they
will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your
name?
CS Rep: You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The
Great
Physician, but most call me God. Most people feel all they need is an
annual checkup to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer (Me)
suggests a
schedule of daily maintenance for maximum efficiency. Put another way
...
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