To: K-list 
Recieved: 2001/12/27  01:37  
Subject: [K-list] Yule Tidy 
From: Ed
  
On 2001/12/27  01:37, Ed posted thus to the K-list:  
>Dear Lobster, 
> 
>I was hoping my doggerel would bring you out of hiding LOL! 
> 
>Yes, I heard the rumor.  Couldn't fool me.  Lobster is eternal!  :)) 
> 
>Love, Hillary
 Dear Hillary, fellow doggerel writers, 
hidden friends of the Eternal, fools, 
unfooled, hopeful ones,
 
You are quite right I am eternal, 
recently I became an 'Ultimate Deity 
for Ramadan' (that was after my death) 
this was a special service to the dervish 
community, who had gone off their food . . . 
At this time I developed the 
10 Suggestions (Commandments seem a bit 
legalistic and fascist)
 
1. Have a Good Time (without feeling guilty) 
2. Act with unprovoked kindness (if possible) 
3. Try and improve the situation in every way (according to capacity)
 
The other 7 suggestions were of ones own choosing
 
. . . as you can imagine I was a bit too liberal 
(no punishments for 'transgressions') 
Everyone gets into Lobster Heaven. 
I also abolished hell except for the 
masochists and ascetics.
 
Has anyone become enlightened this year? 
I could do with a good laugh :-)
 
Lobster (eternal and (c) 2002) 
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