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Recieved: 2001/06/21 17:08
Subject: Re: [K-list] God jokes
From: Paul Perner

On 2001/06/21 17:08, Paul Perner posted thus to the K-list:

Denise Lyon Adding wrote:
>
> It was asked, "Heard any good God jokes lately?"
>
> And God answered, "Roasted Denise."
>

Can I have a bite?

By the way, I climbed up this real high ladder... up, up beyond the
clouds to ask the Mighty One a joke and He looked at me and just said,
"The Bush family gene pool" and started laughing so hard He almost fell
off His throne.

I said, "That's not that funny... it's dark humor to say the least.
Besides, I voted for Gore." He just kept laughing.

Then I looked over and saw the Devil on a cloud not far way. I asked,
"What's *he* doing up here? I thought the two of you were eternal
enemies... And what about 666 and the End of the World thing? I lot of
people have been waiting a long time for the big showdown and are going
to be very upset if it doesn't happen."

The two famous deities looked at each other and busted up, laughing so
hard they fell off their perches and rolled in the ether, hands on there
bellies, slapping each other on the back in hilarity of cosmic
proportions.

Then Goddess came up behind me and gently said, "We should let them
rest. You have your joke now.... boys will be boys, you know."

An angel motion at me to go back down the ladder.

I got home, plopped down on the couch and thought of that timeless verse
that goes something like, "Behold, old things are passing away. All
things are becoming new."

Paul



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