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Recieved: 2000/07/10 15:17
Subject: Re: [K-list] New Element Discovered!
From: Cheryl Breisch

Ha ha, I loved it.
Cheryl

Mike wrote:

> Subject: [We the People] Governmentium (GV) a new element
>
> > ~~for educational purposes only~~
> >
> > Governmentium (GV) a new element
> > Edward C. Barile
> >
> > The fire at Los Alamos has one significant consequence. A secret
>
> > scientific document was discovered in a bunker whose security
> systems
> > were mostly destroyed by the fire. This document was leaked to
> the
> > public last weekend.
> >
> > Actually it reveals nothing that we didn't already suspect. But
> it
> does
> > show that the government has known all along that besides
> arsenic,
> lead,
> > mercury, radon, strontium and plutonium, one more extremely
> deadly
> and
> > pervasive element also exists.
> >
> > Investigators at a major research institution have discovered
> the
> > heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery
> has
> been
> > tentatively named Governmentium (Gv) but kept top secret for 50
> years.
> > This new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an
> atomic
> > number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 deputy
> neutrons,
> 75
> > supervisory neutrons, and 111 team leader neutrons, giving it an
>
> atomic
> > mass of 312.
> >
> > These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons,
> which
> > are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
> called
> peons.
> > Since it has no electrons, Governmentium is inert. However, it
> can
> be
> > detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
> contact.
> >
> > According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Governmentium
> causes
> > one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would
> normally
> > take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of
>
> > approximately three years; it does not decay but instead
> undergoes a
> > reorganization in which a portion of the deputy neutrons,
> supervisory
> > neutrons, and team leader neutrons exchange places. In fact,
> > Governmentium sample's mass will actually increase over time,
> since
> > with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become
> neutrons,
> > forming new isotopes.
> >
> > This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
> > speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a
> certain
> > quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
> referred to
> as
> > the "Critical Morass."
>

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