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To: K-list
Recieved: 2000/06/04 13:47
Subject: Re: [K-list] humor
From: Ckress

On 2000/06/04 13:47, Ckress posted thus to the K-list:

In a message dated 06/04/2000 11:42:00 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
mrkstavishATnospamaol.com writes:

<< I am glad that you know me so well <G>. However, not all things are for
 people, if you don't like my posts simply delete them... If one has had a
kundalini awakeing then manifesting some form
 of 'occult' transmutation on the most basic level should happen. This is
 stated in most of the literature....Pantanjali and others.>>

Delete your posts? That's no fun! I'd rather play with and stupidly reframe
everything you've said. It's this weird transmuting thing on the most basic
level that has been happening to me since my K rose. Pantanjali came by one
day and pasted a gold star on my forehead after I made risque jokes out of
all his yoga sutras. "You're the only one who truly understands me," he told
me. "I estimate that you're already 217 percent enlightened and getting
better all the time. Namaste and O Watta Assiam!"
<< As for love, if you would like me to discuss the 'way of the heart' we can
 that as well. Do you have a specific question or topic in mind?>>

Thanks, but many before you have come here to prolifically orate on the way
of the heart. But none yet have offered us illumination on the way of the
Aardvark. Please impart arcane aardvark knowledge into our shriveled little
brains, oh great master. (I was going to ask you to expound on the "way of
the fart," but that seemed too rude and crude even for me, LOL!)

El, aka SWNKWTQ (my secret code name which stands for: She Who Never Knows
When To Quit)





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