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Recieved: 2000/06/04 09:14
Subject: Re: [K-list] Occult Experiment
From: Ckress

On 2000/06/04 09:14, Ckress posted thus to the K-list:

In a message dated 06/03/2000 9:12:28 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
mrkstavishATnospamaol.com writes:

<< No, you are to produce the perfum from the power of your mind alone. I am
 sorry if I wasn't clear on that point.
 I would be very grateful if you get good at this and be able to apply it to
 larger 'projects'. >>

Ahh, you use your imagination to produce the perfume! Well, that's a
different thing altogether. Not to brag, but just the other day, without
uttering a single mantra, I "produced" a herd of dinosaurs stampeding through
my living room. Then (again, no mantras, ma!) I imagined that they were all
gone... uh, I mean, I dematerialized them all. Poof! I can transmute even
larger projects than that through the same technique, but I don't want to
scare anyone with my hyper advanced powers. Poor Mia is already alarmed
enough as it is.

Mia and some others have expressed concern that your methods seem lacking in
love, Mark. I, however, feel that they have not yet realized what a
brilliant comedian you are. You yourself may not yet be aware of it,
especially since you haven't quite mastered the art of transmuting elements
of absurdity into manifest hilarity. But fear not, I can pick up the slack
by giving you some pointers. Although I know it sounds amateurish, for
starts, I recommend generously interspersing your remarks with "LOL!" and
lots of smiley faces. Later, as you become adept at subtlety like me, you
can dispense with all that and just ride on the wave of your own dazzling
charisma. There is a comedian's occult trade secret that I will reveal here
just between you and I. It's a mantra which I have found most helpful in
unfurling the daunting power of my incredible humor. This mantra should be
repeated frequently throughout the day: "O Watta Assiam"

Love (in a painful, dark sort of way)



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