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Recieved: 1999/07/23 00:13
Subject: [K-list] Re:
From: Mystress Angelique Serpent


On 1999/07/23 00:13, Mystress Angelique Serpent posted thus to the K-list:

At 09:26 PM 7/21/99 , moshiachATnospampgh.nauticom.net wrote:
>Angelique, the simple reaction would be to believe that I had a reason.
  Everything has a reason...

>Also, as list owner, you have a duty not to reveal a member's status to
>the list.
   Do I? Gosh, no-one told me.. Hmmmmmm... nope, I dont think I've read
that rule anyplace..
  I don't reveal list members, but everybody already knows you are one..
Anyways, usually we have a dozen people on vacation using the no-mail
option at any time.. very unusual that you were singled out by the computer
as the only one, this time.. especially considering it is summer. It amused
me, and I made a joke of it. :)
 
  Yes, I could do things the simple way, but I chose the fun way, instead..
what goes around comes around, you yourself chose mockery over simplicity,
recently.. :) I figgered you wanted to play.. I certainly didn't think
you'd be offended by it, any more than I was not offended by your sarcasm.

>I don't blame you at all for not believing that since the world is full of
>yucky people and whenever you think you found a real person they turn out
>to be charlatans.
  ROTFLOL!!!! Rabbi, I think you are absolutely wonderful.. I see God
in everyone I meet, even the charlatans.. :) .. and you are no exception..
:) :) :)
  I am sorry you don't appreciate caustic humor when it is aimed your way.
>From one of your postings on your own list, I was under the impression that
you did, that caustic humor was an important part of being a Rabbi.. which
made me cheer and clap my hands with joy joy joy... Wheeeee!!!
  ... and so I offered some.. of course I knew it would find it's way to
you.. I expected you to respond. If you hadn't, I'd have forwarded it to
you myself... probably to your own list, with additional caustic comments
added ..:) :) But I was busy today.. you know how it goes .. whups, there
goes my email picking up another dozen bounce reports.. sigh.. Esosoft
doesn't unsub dead email addresses automatically like Onelist does.. back
to work I go..
I am ADD, I was bored, in the middle of unsubbing about 50 dead email
addresses.. I needed a laugh, and the computer provided one with your name
on it.. and since you have previously found me to be a source of caustic
humor, it appeared consensual to return the favor. Serpent Goddess leads me
into temptation, and I follow willingly.

  Sorry to upset you, no harm intended..
  I look forward to many caustic discourses on the subject of Kaballah,
elsewhere. Really really I do.. they can be such excellent fun, and a good
way to find the uncleared karma-bits of defensive instincts... but I
restrain myself here coz we have sensitive folks who are upset by the
appearance of hostility, even if it is consensual. :)

>I wish you that you find some good people who you can trust and not have
>to be paranoid of.
  Paranoid??? Rabbi, I think you have mistaken me for me for my
professional image.. I was a comedienne before I became a Dominatrix. I
get paid big bucks to play the role of a scary bitch Goddess, and verbally
and physically humiliate people.. I have an exceptional talent for it,
famous worldwide in the circles that appreciate that sort of thing.. and I
don't do it for free, except as a gift, if I really like someone. Kind of
an artistic snob thing.
  I thought we had a very cute kind of "schoolyard romance" going.. you
know, if a 9 year old boy likes a girl, probably he'll pull her hair and
steal her books to make her chase after him.. she'll respond by spending
all day telling her girlfriends what a rat she thinks he is, coz privately
it upsets her that he's so cute.... they don't figger out their real
feelings till they end up together in a closet from playing "spin the
bottle" when they are 13..
   I thought you were teasing me coz you like me.. kind of disappointing
to discover you think I'm paranoid of you. O well.

>I would have posted this privately but Jewish Law is that one must clear
>one's name.
Well, let me help ya, and post a retraction: The Rabbi is cool, I love
him dearly, and I was only joking about him being sneaky.
   My rule of humor is, it's not a good joke if ya have to explain it, and
this is a lot of explaining and I'm sorrry you didn't think it was funny.

  One thing puzzles me, tho..
  Caustic means corrosive, right..? So if you Rabbis spend half your time
being caustic towards each other and the other half clearing your name from
corrosion, how do you get anything else done? No wonder you are so busy..
  Blessings.

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