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To: K-list
Recieved: 1999/03/09 16:24
Subject: [K-list] OT ------ FW: [synchronicity-l] Fwd: Lightbulb Joke
From: Llewellyn


On 1999/03/09 16:24, Llewellyn posted thus to the K-list:


Off Topic - but more relevant than some posts - Well here is some instant
forwarded synchronous enlightenment - what every happened to the Tabasco
sauce method perhaps it is needed now - ah, just change the damn light bulb
already - Oy gevald!!!
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>Reply-To: Clinical Psychologists <CLINICAL-PSYCHOLOGISTSATnospamLISTSERV.NODAK.EDU
>
>
>Here's something I picked up from a backpacking list:
>
> Q: How many list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
> A: 1,331:

> 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the list that
> the light bulb has been changed.
>
> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
> how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
>
> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
>
> 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
> light bulbs.
>
> 53 to flame the spell checkers
>
> 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about
> the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this
> mail list.
>
> 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
>
> 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to
> please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
>
> 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling
> and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
>
> 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all
> use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant
> to this mail list.
>
> 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
> superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of
> light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands
> are faulty.
>
> 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different
> light bulbs
>
> 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to
> post corrected URLs.
>
> 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are
> relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to
> this list.
>
> 33 to summarize all posts to date, then quote them including
> all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
>
> 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because
> they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
>
> 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
>
> 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
>
> 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
>
> 47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was
> meant for, leave it here.
>
> 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
>
>

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